Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Wide Left: Visitors Who Complain About How Big Penn State Is
This past weekend I had some bros from high school come visit and all they did the whole time was complain about how far everything was from everything else. I don't care if it only takes you three minutes to get to all your classes. We Are Penn State, bro. We're like a huge land-grant university bro. This isn't your little mom-and-pop liberal arts school in New England, bro. our professors don't smoke tweed pipes and wear corncob jackets or whatever. they give us bonus points on exams if we beat Michigan. I walk from my chapter house to the buisness building like six times a week bro. Stop complaining bro, because this party we're going to is going to be like if everyone at your three minute school was cool and drunk and dancing to T.I.. Get on our level
P.S. I understand you're intimidated by the size of the student body and you feel you'd "just get lost" in a place so big. Stop saying that, you sound like a pussy.
This past weekend I had some bros from high school come visit and all they did the whole time was complain about how far everything was from everything else. I don't care if it only takes you three minutes to get to all your classes. We Are Penn State, bro. We're like a huge land-grant university bro. This isn't your little mom-and-pop liberal arts school in New England, bro. our professors don't smoke tweed pipes and wear corncob jackets or whatever. they give us bonus points on exams if we beat Michigan. I walk from my chapter house to the buisness building like six times a week bro. Stop complaining bro, because this party we're going to is going to be like if everyone at your three minute school was cool and drunk and dancing to T.I.. Get on our level
P.S. I understand you're intimidated by the size of the student body and you feel you'd "just get lost" in a place so big. Stop saying that, you sound like a pussy.
Labels: buisness building, distances, t.i., wide left
¶ 12:31 PM
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