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Monday, March 29, 2010
#1 Because: Clicker Classes
Listen, I don't think I even need to tell you that I look for maximum hanging out time in my day. I also don't need to tell you that attendance-based classes are lame. Unless, of course, they are clicker classes. It's not important if you go, just that your clicker goes. So you and your brothers can all schedule some massive Forum class together and just make one pledge go for all of you. Bam. More time to play Call of Duty.
Listen, I don't think I even need to tell you that I look for maximum hanging out time in my day. I also don't need to tell you that attendance-based classes are lame. Unless, of course, they are clicker classes. It's not important if you go, just that your clicker goes. So you and your brothers can all schedule some massive Forum class together and just make one pledge go for all of you. Bam. More time to play Call of Duty.
Labels: #1 Because, Clickers
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Man Bracket Round 1: Andre 3000 vs Zack de la Rocha
This is a matchup for the ages. In the right corner, you have one of the best and craziest rappers of all time, Andre 3000 of OutKast. In the far left corner, Zack de la Rocha of Rage Against the Machine. I fucking love OutKast. Who do I love just as much as I love OutKast? Rage Against The Machine. I've been blasting their shit since I heard it in Grand Theft Auto in high school. There's even a mash-up of a Rage song over an OutKast song. I fucking love mash-ups. Here's the thing about these two guys; Three Stacks is crazy in that he'll wear a beekeeper's outfit and make it look cool, de la Rocha is crazy in that he'll disapear into Zapatista movements in Mexico and break up RATM.
Advantage: Andre 3000
This is a matchup for the ages. In the right corner, you have one of the best and craziest rappers of all time, Andre 3000 of OutKast. In the far left corner, Zack de la Rocha of Rage Against the Machine. I fucking love OutKast. Who do I love just as much as I love OutKast? Rage Against The Machine. I've been blasting their shit since I heard it in Grand Theft Auto in high school. There's even a mash-up of a Rage song over an OutKast song. I fucking love mash-ups. Here's the thing about these two guys; Three Stacks is crazy in that he'll wear a beekeeper's outfit and make it look cool, de la Rocha is crazy in that he'll disapear into Zapatista movements in Mexico and break up RATM.
Advantage: Andre 3000
Labels: Andre 3000, Man Bracket, Zack de la Rocha
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Saturday, March 27, 2010
#1 Because: Apartment Nicknames
Everyone knows facebook is the easiest way to organize a party with your bros. I mean, you could just invite them all in person when you see them at the Buisness Building or Sbarro in the HUB, but you might miss a bro or two and true bros never leave a bro behind, bro! So regardless of whether you're hosting a Jersey Shore or Tour de Franzia theme party, you want to make sure your bros know where to go, but other lame Human vs Zombie types don't know where your crib be at. Enter Apartment nicknames. In the "Location" section, write "The Dirty-Dirty" or "811 West Dirty Dirty Ave, Apt 2" or "The Batcave," y'know, shit only your bros will know 'cuz they were all there for daylongs and to watch away games last semester anyway.
Labels: #1 Because, Apartment Nicknames, HUB
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Thoughts: Pitt
Let's be honest with each other for a second: Pitt fucking sucks.
Let's be honest with each other for a second: Pitt fucking sucks.
Labels: Pitt, Pitt Fucking Sucks, Pitt Sucks, thoughts
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Man Bracket Round 1: Sean Lee vs Brian Scalabrine
This matchup of two low seeds is an interesting one. Sean Lee, one of Penn State Football's finest linebackers vs the one white guy on the Boston Celtics. No, not Mike McQueary. Sean Lee comes out of nowhere and makes a tackle every time he's on the field, Scal looks like a leperachaun.
Advantage: Sean Lee
This matchup of two low seeds is an interesting one. Sean Lee, one of Penn State Football's finest linebackers vs the one white guy on the Boston Celtics. No, not Mike McQueary. Sean Lee comes out of nowhere and makes a tackle every time he's on the field, Scal looks like a leperachaun.
Advantage: Sean Lee
Labels: Brian Scalabrine, Man Bracket, Sean Lee
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Man Bracket Round 1: Abe Lincoln vs Zach Galafinakis
The opening round of the Manliest Man of All Time Bracket is a bit of a shocker, Abe Lincoln vs Zach Galafinakis. Abe Lincoln is a known American patriot who freed the slaves and defeated the southern rebellion. Zach Galafinakis was so funny in the Hangover though. And he did this. Plus, don't forget, he was in Out Cold, a sleeper classic.
Advantage: Zach Galafinakis
The opening round of the Manliest Man of All Time Bracket is a bit of a shocker, Abe Lincoln vs Zach Galafinakis. Abe Lincoln is a known American patriot who freed the slaves and defeated the southern rebellion. Zach Galafinakis was so funny in the Hangover though. And he did this. Plus, don't forget, he was in Out Cold, a sleeper classic.
Advantage: Zach Galafinakis
Labels: Abe Lincoln, Man Bracket, Zach Galafinakis
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Drinking Game: Name All of East Halls
Bros, we're all constantly searching for new and exciting ways to drink. Maybe one of your friends is a champion and brought back a bunch of girls to the house and they want to drink (awesome). This game is cool because everyone (or at least anyone you'd want to hang out with) grew up in east and looks back on their time in the high-rises fondly. If you're trying to bring it home with these honeys, see who can name all the buildings in east first and drink whenever someone fucks up. They will get nostalgic, and more importantly, smashed, and then you can hook up. Score.
Bros, we're all constantly searching for new and exciting ways to drink. Maybe one of your friends is a champion and brought back a bunch of girls to the house and they want to drink (awesome). This game is cool because everyone (or at least anyone you'd want to hang out with) grew up in east and looks back on their time in the high-rises fondly. If you're trying to bring it home with these honeys, see who can name all the buildings in east first and drink whenever someone fucks up. They will get nostalgic, and more importantly, smashed, and then you can hook up. Score.
Labels: Drinking Game, East
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#1 Because: Collegian Crossword Puzzles
You're in class - lame. Your professor is droning on about some accounting shit or whatever; you don't even want to be in the class but you have to get at least a C or else you'll get kicked out of Smeal. So like maybe if you put in the effort to go to class and zone out the whole time you'll at least absorb some of the shit about bonds and interest or whatever. What do you do to kill the time? You could check ESPN on your blackberry but you already watched Sportscenter four times today. Enter the Daily Collegian Crossword Puzzle. There's probably three Collegians in the seat next to yours and another under your seat, Oprah-style. What's a nine letter word for "This class just got interesting?"
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#1 Because: Rose Bowl Backpacks
Situation: You're on campus (lame) making the long trek uphill from Locust Ave to the Business Building (obviously). Having to go to class is totally killing your buzz but you have to go because it's an attendance thing. And then you see it: a giant dude wearing a Rose Bowl backpack - telltale sign he's a football player. For a second, it's like your own personal SportsCenter. Class is still lame, but at least you got to see someone on the team.
Situation: You're on campus (lame) making the long trek uphill from Locust Ave to the Business Building (obviously). Having to go to class is totally killing your buzz but you have to go because it's an attendance thing. And then you see it: a giant dude wearing a Rose Bowl backpack - telltale sign he's a football player. For a second, it's like your own personal SportsCenter. Class is still lame, but at least you got to see someone on the team.
Labels: #1 Because
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Heard Around East: Which Frat is FTK?
This is something that really chaffes me, bro: freshman girls asking which frat FTK is. I mean, I guess not everybody had to recite the entire Greek alphabet while drinking a handle of Vladdy every sunday night for a semester, but c'mon. It's f-ing THON. everyone in like the whole world knows THON. The f-ing KARDASHIANS know about THON. (I'm saying f-ing because I always stay FTK apropriate for THON).
This is something that really chaffes me, bro: freshman girls asking which frat FTK is. I mean, I guess not everybody had to recite the entire Greek alphabet while drinking a handle of Vladdy every sunday night for a semester, but c'mon. It's f-ing THON. everyone in like the whole world knows THON. The f-ing KARDASHIANS know about THON. (I'm saying f-ing because I always stay FTK apropriate for THON).
Labels: FTK, Heard Around East, Thon
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