Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Man Bracket Round 1: Pharrell Williams vs Dick Cheney
If this were a "Coolest Bro" bracket, this match would not even be a contest. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes, of Billionaire Boys Club, of Pharrell Williams, is arguably the coolest person living or dead. He hangs out with the best rappers of all time and designs cool t-shirts. I mean, borderline Ed Hardy-level cool. But then there's Dick Cheney. For starters, Cheney shot a lawyer in the face, and then got the lawyer to apologize. Cheney was formerly Vice President to President George W Bush, one of the community's most respected bros of all time. Dick invaded Iraq to make a buck. Exposed Penn State Alum Valerie Plame as the chick from Alias or whatever. Pharrell is cool, but Dick is no joke.
Advantage: Dick Cheney
If this were a "Coolest Bro" bracket, this match would not even be a contest. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes, of Billionaire Boys Club, of Pharrell Williams, is arguably the coolest person living or dead. He hangs out with the best rappers of all time and designs cool t-shirts. I mean, borderline Ed Hardy-level cool. But then there's Dick Cheney. For starters, Cheney shot a lawyer in the face, and then got the lawyer to apologize. Cheney was formerly Vice President to President George W Bush, one of the community's most respected bros of all time. Dick invaded Iraq to make a buck. Exposed Penn State Alum Valerie Plame as the chick from Alias or whatever. Pharrell is cool, but Dick is no joke.
Advantage: Dick Cheney
Labels: Dick Cheney, Man Bracket, Pharrell Williams
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